{HEXED PRIVATE TO MOODY, ANTHONY, TERRY, MANDY, PADMA AND LISA - HE'S STILL UPSET WITH HER. TO UNWELCOME EYES IT LOOKS LIKE AN ARTICLE FROM WITCH WEEKLY DISCUSSING THE BENEFITS OF BREAST FEEDING VERSUS BOTTLE FEEDING, JUST TO PISS OFF ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE IN A BABY HATING MOOD}
Some of you might not know, but I was born out of wedlock. That's right, folks, I'm a bastard. My mother is a Pureblood in a pretty strong family, and my father is Muggleborn. I was more or less raised by my grandfather.
Recently, my father visited my mother and her husband and their children, and modified their memories. They now believe that I was born to my mother and her husband out of wedlock, but that my father believed I was his and kidnapped me after school. My dad worked as an Obliviator before the war, so I could be pretty confident that he did good work here.
The Muggle news has a report now that an English tourist fell off a cliff while on a hiking trip in Italy. That man is my father. He's not dead, he just wanted out of the Wizarding worldbecause he's a selfish bastard and I hate him for this.
I visited my mother. Foolish, I know. I figured I'd just apparate the fuck out of there if they released the hounds, but it was a tearful reunion that I had never expected. I got given out to by my "father" for worrying my mother half to death, and my half-brother wouldn't leave my side... it was so weird...
Anyway.
Long story short, I have an opportunity here to exploit some Purebloods, and before you mammy boys start giving me stick about being so cruel to my mother - she never wanted me and happily gave me to an old man who had already raised his kid, so I have no sympathy for her. They also have a really fantastic library. I may or may not have swiped a book on charms that I'd never seen before. I've only skimmed through it so far, but it's really advanced stuff. Might be something worthwhile in here.
{HEXED PRIVATE TO FRIENDS. UNWELCOME EYES SEE ANOTHER CLIPPING FROM WITCH WEEKLY, THIS TIME ON A KNITTING PATTERN FOR LITTLE BABY BOOTIES}
I have on my nerd hat and my nerd glasses and am nerding over a textbook. I need de-nerdification. Quick, someone distract me!
Some of you might not know, but I was born out of wedlock. That's right, folks, I'm a bastard. My mother is a Pureblood in a pretty strong family, and my father is Muggleborn. I was more or less raised by my grandfather.
Recently, my father visited my mother and her husband and their children, and modified their memories. They now believe that I was born to my mother and her husband out of wedlock, but that my father believed I was his and kidnapped me after school. My dad worked as an Obliviator before the war, so I could be pretty confident that he did good work here.
The Muggle news has a report now that an English tourist fell off a cliff while on a hiking trip in Italy. That man is my father. He's not dead, he just wanted out of the Wizarding world
I visited my mother. Foolish, I know. I figured I'd just apparate the fuck out of there if they released the hounds, but it was a tearful reunion that I had never expected. I got given out to by my "father" for worrying my mother half to death, and my half-brother wouldn't leave my side... it was so weird...
Anyway.
Long story short, I have an opportunity here to exploit some Purebloods, and before you mammy boys start giving me stick about being so cruel to my mother - she never wanted me and happily gave me to an old man who had already raised his kid, so I have no sympathy for her. They also have a really fantastic library. I may or may not have swiped a book on charms that I'd never seen before. I've only skimmed through it so far, but it's really advanced stuff. Might be something worthwhile in here.
{HEXED PRIVATE TO FRIENDS. UNWELCOME EYES SEE ANOTHER CLIPPING FROM WITCH WEEKLY, THIS TIME ON A KNITTING PATTERN FOR LITTLE BABY BOOTIES}
I have on my nerd hat and my nerd glasses and am nerding over a textbook. I need de-nerdification. Quick, someone distract me!
